British
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 0

Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops thongs not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[X] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an Australian something
Total: 4

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5’10’’
[] you know what an Italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[] you say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Pita is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (I have hazel, which is kind of green.)
[X] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[] You like chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[X] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2
Total: 4

Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[X] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[X] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 6

American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[X] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3